>Category Archives:
The modern workplace
#Fucking with co-worker’s minds#
I love messing with my coworkers, partly because I’m evil and partly because I’m usually drunk at work and don’t know what I’m doing.
I would love to work at a big faceless corporation sometimes just for the anonymity factor and how easy it would be to make someone sweat or wonder what the fuck’s going [...]
#Lack of morning coffee reduces blogger’s creative output#
Yesterday I ran out of coffee and forgot to procure some more on my way home from work. Disaster!
It sucks not having that hot, life-giving juice to sustain me this morning. I realized that my brain doesn’t function at a higher level without it – that is, one stage above ‘comatose’ but one stage below [...]
#Overheard in the office yesterday:#
Coworker: [referring to a breathless, lame 80's song on someone's iPod played out loud in the office] “Hah, my first time was to that song!”
Me: “Does it bring back vivid memories of the trucker’s hot breath on the back of your neck?”
#My Genius Protégé on Subtle Graphic Humour#
A little backstory – once upon a time, my brilliant protege at work communicated that he liked photoshopping hockey helmets for his computer sports games. At a point when I felt like he was going to be canned, I told him that he should show us all his graphic design work. I didn’t tell him [...]
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