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#The website is down!#
If you’ve ever been in an industry with IT people, sales people, marketing people, advertising people, members of the Bush family, you’ll laugh your ass off at this series.
You can see the rest of them in at http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/
#Two girls – one cup? Oh shit, that’s fantastic!#
A coworker of mine continually feeds me YouTube videos all day. He’s like my own personal video-vetter, sifting through the crap and sending me the good stuff. I’m sure each and every one of you has a friend like that, right?
The other day at work he sent me this video, and as always, he came [...]
#What’s this about Michael Jackson dying?!?!?#
“Billy Jean was not his lover,
Of course she wasn’t, she had a vagina
And she was older than 12 years old…”
Bonus FUNNY Video!! Two-for-one!!
“They want another stupid motherfucking lame cocksucking cookie cutter radio-friendly song,
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio-friendly piece of [...]
#Married to the Sea: Funnier than ten thousand pygmy midgets (that’s like midgets squared or maybe times two or something like that. Hell, I don’t know how to express it, but you see, if you have a midget and then a pygmy midget, he’s like super-tiny and probably really angry at the world for his diminutive size.)#
About a hundred billion of these can be found at http://www.marriedtothesea.com/, they’re heeelarious! Go there now!
#Who’d the BlueBird be for, then?#
Black?
Or white?
Oh sure, the White Bird Browser web page is an ironic repartee to a real web browser, the Blackbird, but I’m still horribly offended that my race [fatty whitey] has been unfairly associated with Apple products and ice hockey.
This prejudice must end!
#Rock Out With Your Cello Out#
Music gets exponentially fantastic-er when a symphony appears out of nowhere behind you.
I just about had a fucking religious moment right now when I listened to “I want it all”. Jesus.
Also, everything sounds better when it’s played from my blog. (Just FYI.)
#Earth Hour#
Not being a person who likes to be burdened by thoughts of anything in particular, let alone thoughts of the environment and how I’m supposed to symbolically turn out the lights for an hour today, I thought I’d celebrate Earth Hour by playing Peggle, smoking cigarettes, and drinking a whole lot of apple juice.
How does [...]
#I sure am up early! Plus, Portugal sucks.#
Okay, 7am isn’t all that early for some people, but for me getting up at 7am is like rolling out of bed at 4am for the people that get up at 5am? Confused? Me too. I’m not making much sense yet this morning, if I ever did.
I’m going to be out of the office this [...]
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