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#Goldman Sachs – economy rapists and all-around bad guys.#

I don’t have much time to say anything this morning.  I was reading this Rolling Stone article linked to by the world-renowned blogger and video-maker-extraordinaire, Some Guy. The article tells us all how Goldman-Sachs sucked America dry time after time, and will eventually give everyone the old reacharound in the future again.  True?  False?  Who [...]

#Let’s play a little game….#

Can anyone spot the little thing in this article that made me laugh my ass off?   http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/05/05/uk.ban.list/index.html   (No, a picture of my own penis was not in the article.)   Oh, wait, there is one hilarious thing AND one incredibly ironic thing.  Spot ‘em both and I’ll send you a pair of my [...]

#WTF?#

I was looking up “sex dolls” in a Google image search (for Barbie 50th birthday post ideas of course) (on like page 17 of the image search) (because I looked through that many pages) and saw this: Eh? I can sense this guy’s frustration:  sure, the word ‘oar’ and ‘whore’ sound a lot alike, but [...]

#Poll: What’s to become of GWB?#

You can vote for three different things.  Spend your votes wisely. [poll id="26"]

#You like?#

Your thoughts on the new look? [poll id="24"] Sure, I know half of you don’t even see it because you’re stealthy little RSS bastards just like me.  But really, you should pay attention, it’s a matter of national security or something.

#Christmas-y type stuff!#

I’m planning a big Christmas project this weekend – something special for all of you! I’ll require your help though – what do each of you want for Crimmas? Leave your wishes in the comments and I’ll see if I can incorporate them into what I’m thinking of doing. *note: I reserve the right to [...]

#I am a Geography whore#

I realized something about myself last weekend. Self-realization doesn’t come naturally nor often to me.  When it does, I get really excited.  The last little thing I can remember that I learned about myself was a few months ago while camping, I realized that I don’t like dinosaurs.  Partly because of the all the hype [...]

#Drummer or Porn Star?#

The Ms. and I were sitting around watching the Barenaked Ladies sing Christmas songs on TV tonight and I got a chuckle out of the drummer’s face.  Drummers always make funny faces when they do their magic – imagine their faces depicting a porn movie in fast forward. So let’s have a fun little quiz [...]

#Sex#

Any comments? I’m interested in what people have to say about this subject.  Please be vulgar.

#Shoes#

Okay, over at Mjenk’s blog people are giving fashion advice to a female coworker of his about a blind date that she’s going to be going on.  Gwen made a comment that men love boots, and it struck me as odd.  Do women really think men consciously think about shoes at ALL? Then I thought [...]

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