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	<title>The Other Side of Normal</title>
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	<description>You expected decency, sanity, and a little bit of morality?</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If I were a Jedi, part 2</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/if-i-were-a-jedi-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If I were a Jedi, I wouldn&#8217;t bother waiting in line at the convenience store for those guys in front of me that play a bunch of lottery tickets and monopolize the cashier.
I&#8217;d send lightning sparking out of my fingertips and into his shoulder, either to hasten his circle-penciling NFL quick picks, or else to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gaza: Y2K9</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/gaza-y2k9/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/gaza-y2k9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Topical Ointment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the first time you discovered that Gatorade wasn&#8217;t made from the blood of alligators?
Yeah, I felt that same sort of sheer disappointment when I learned that Gaza wasn&#8217;t the place where they made surgical gauze, it was actually a place in the middle east that has had a foot perpetually shoved in its ass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Majel Barrett Roddenberry - Dilithium Crystals Expired</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/majel-barrett-roddenberry-dilithium-crystals-expired/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/majel-barrett-roddenberry-dilithium-crystals-expired/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Topical Ointment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Majel Barrett Roddenberry (MBR), passed on December 18th and a memorial service was held yesterday to send her off to the Alpha Quadrant.
For those of you who don&#8217;t like Star Trek - first of all, what the hell is wrong with you, and second of all, Majel Barrett ISN&#8217;T the title of a military rank, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liveblogging while waiting for a tow truck to boost my car</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/liveblogging-while-waiting-for-a-tow-truck-to-boost-my-car/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/liveblogging-while-waiting-for-a-tow-truck-to-boost-my-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Topical Ointment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[4:00am:  Record low temp last night = car battery dead.
8:00am:  I discover that my car battery is dead.
8:05am:  I discover my CAA card, which I need in order to get a boost, has expired on December 31, 2008.
8:07am:  Pay for yearly CAA renewal online.
8:09am:  Dial CAA to come and give me a boost.  Rings busy.
8:15am:  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back to the grind, Heather Rockrear</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/back-to-the-grind-heather-rockrear/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/back-to-the-grind-heather-rockrear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s back to the grind today.
I had a nice elongated weekend, sick, laying in bed, drinking lots of juice, and I think I even showered once.  You know life&#8217;s good when you don&#8217;t have to shower for as many days as a Siberian miner has fingers.
In other news, if you call celebrity DUI going-ons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I were a Jedi&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/if-i-were-a-jedi/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/if-i-were-a-jedi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[deep thoughts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;I wouldn&#8217;t waste my time learning the force chokes and Jedi lightsaber stuff.
I&#8217;d spend my time becoming proficient at the &#8220;Jedi fondle&#8221; manouvre.  Because after all, women are one day bound to rule the universe.  Better to be prepared.
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		<title>Google Search Term of the week!</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/google-search-term-of-the-week/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/google-search-term-of-the-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Google And Its Users Provide Me With Unlimited Amusement]]></category>

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i want my panties to be ripped off


If you click on the link, you&#8217;ll have a extra-funny image search term result!
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		<title>Robert Stack Death Feedback Loop</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/robert-stack-death-feedback-loop/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/robert-stack-death-feedback-loop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine this:  Robert Stack&#8217;s funeral, 2003 -  Friends and family pay their last respects to a widely regarded actor -  While the grieving say their final words -  The coffin springs open during the ceremony - The corpse of Robert Stack sits upright - announces from the other side&#8230;.?  in his trademark voice using broken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s long weekend observations</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/new-years-long-weekend-observations/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/new-years-long-weekend-observations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Topical Ointment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Specialty channel marathons: 1
Poobomber: 0
Nothing&#8217;s quite as awesome as watching 8 hours of  plane crashes in the TV show Mayday, then going to bed at 5AM, waking up at noon, eating breakfast at 3pm, then supper at 10pm.  Heaven.
]]></description>
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		<title>Another New Year&#8217;s Wish</title>
		<link>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/another-new-years-wish/</link>
		<comments>http://othersideofnormal.com/2009/01/another-new-years-wish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poobomber</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Overheard In My Head]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In 2009 I hope to become a referee in a professional sport.
Not because I like sports, which I don&#8217;t, but because I figure it would be fun to be an idiot.  What are they going to do, fire me?
Sports Commissioner:  &#8220;Dan, you&#8217;re fired.&#8221;
Me:  &#8220;You&#8217;re off side, buddy.&#8221;
Commish:  &#8220;No, seriously, you&#8217;re fired.&#8221;
Me:  &#8220;I call foul.&#8221;
Commish:  &#8220;Dude, [...]]]></description>
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