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Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.
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Write a Comment»Tony had a little bit of a shock there cuz I totally thought that was a photo of me.
It could be….I might have got my pictures mixed up. I don’t like mustard all that much, so now that I think of it, maybe it isn’t me?
Oops! Had to click to see if you were really naked. You aren’t. I am thoroughly disappointed and now will not be sending the gratuitous link of ME naked to return the favor.
OK, I am actually procrastinating before I watch the alien porn video. I mean, if it had Duchovny IN it, I’d be more inclined… can’t you find me one with him in it? Hmm??
I looked, and all there was on the net was a film of him making love to a watermelon. Hardly noteworthy.
But hey, thanks for trying to peek at me naked!
Dude, you need to see a doctor. I’m no expert on men, but I don’t think your dick is supposed to be covered in pus and blood like that.
It took you THIS long to look? I’m ashamed.
LMAO!!! Awesome self portrait… do you find that women find you more appealing with ketchup and mustard?
It worked! It worked! hey check out my new avatar
I’m appealing with any sort of sauce. Especially BBQ.
And congrats on the new avatar! Now what?
4chan be damned!