Tag Archives: About me
Roommates
I’ve had a lot of roommates over the years, ranging not in the 1 to 10 range, but more like in the range of 30-50. (By roommate, I mean any person whose duty involved wiping their (own) pubic hair off the toilet seat, buying groceries, and paying rent.) In fact, I’ve had so many I [...]
Mr. Livingston’s Shit.
Everyone has a story from high school that they treasure. Some people have memories of their graduation, their prom, their big moment carrying a football across some imaginary line which made them somehow better than their opponents at carrying footballs across imaginary lines. On the other hand, there’s me. One of my favorite moments from [...]
Sifting through the memories
I happened to be digging for something on my overstuffed hard drive today and found these pictures. Oh look, they’re dusty! This is yours truly, and this is my natural ‘distressed’ pose while I’m at work. This is also my ‘surprised’ pose, when the camera was stuck in my face by exxywexxy. I have one [...]
Disturbing family resemblances
My 1.5 year old nephew who I haven’t been able to see in four months until tonight has my exact hair; long, wavy, thick and flailing out of control everywhere. This has me worried. Because there can be only one. This had better not end in a swordfight when he gets older. (He also doesn’t [...]
Embarassing fact about Dan #2
Or why you’ll never see me on TV again. I was interviewed on TV once a few years ago (about something completely unrelated to serial killing). Not that I’m important or anything, but still, it was my 15 minutes of fame. I totally blew it. I was looking at my feet. I stammered. I was [...]
Embarassing fact about Dan #1
When I was probably 5 or 6 years old, my mother and I were riding up a packed elevator in a busy office tower and when the butterflies came, I said “Mommy, that tickles my dinkie” very loud. *sigh* Back in the good old days. When saying things in public about my dinkie was cute. [...]
Embarassing/Interesting/Angering (your choice) facts about Dan #3 – #50
Alright, let’s get all of this out of the way. Tonight is my stand. Here’s everything there is to know about me, good or bad. Picking up where I left off… #3: I’m thinking about this now because it’s becoming a pressing issue for me. I cut my own hair. Easy though, since in the [...]
Saturday afternoon procrastination
I could have titled this post anything really. For example: Dan Doesn’t Know How To Act In Front Of A Camera Dan With His 90′s Nerd Glasses Dan – Where Was My Hair/Hairline Back Then? It Doesn’t Get Any Geekier Than This A Life In Poorly Stored And Hastily Taken Pictures Old Old Pictures From [...]
Saturday afternoon procrastination part 2
Okay, here’s Dan’s wide range of facial expressions. I took these today because after all the other pictures I felt nostalgic and like I should take some new ones. So this is me at my worst!! Unshorn, messed up hair, the works! Maybe I should be posting pictures of me at my best? Fuck it, [...]
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