Tag Archives: Canadian politics
Holy Shit, Erection Day!
Today Canadians around the country go to the polls to vote the next servant of Satan into power. I visited the local polling station and asked a few people their post-voting opinions this morning. I suppose I was like an ‘exit poll’, although no one writhed around me and rubbed their vaginas on my face [...]
Osbourne secures overwhelming majority government in Canada
Ozzy Osbourne was prepared to step in to a one-ruler leadership position this morning after having Canadian voters turn out in record numbers to the polls yesterday. “Muha fugga I w-w-wah won t-this fuggah as y-you c-c-c-can see mate,” Mr. Osbourne declared as he stood in front of the podium at his victory speech in [...]
Election brewing?
There’s an election brewing up here in Canada. Maybe within the next few weeks? I used to be a politics junkie – I would buy a newspaper every morning, read the newspaper, be angry about politics, then think of ways to make everyone think like me. When I finally got fed up of that I [...]
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