rss the hell out of this site

Tag Archives: kim jong il

Kim Jong Il – It’s NOT a tumor. Or….is it?

Rumor has it (on CNN) that Kim Jong Il may be out of commission.  Since he’s such a secretive little bastard, no one knows what’s going on.  He might have died, he might have had a stroke. But reliable sources for TOSON have indicated that he is suffering from a small brain tumor.  According to [...]

Kim Jong Il – Dos Equis man

In 1964, Kim graduated from the Kim Il-Sung University, where legend has it he wrote 1,500 books, all of which are stored in the state library. It is also said that he wrote six operas, all of which are better then any in the history of music, and designed the Juche Tower, a 150-metre tower [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

@Where do my bitches come from?@

@Categories@

>Disclaimer

Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.

If you find this blog offensive, please leave and never come back, ever. Returning if you're offended is about the most retarded thing you can do.

If you're here to build a court case against me, fuck off. You're not allowed to be here.

Before you jihad me, realize that I don't even believe the things I say. For real. It's all a big sham. Thanks for visiting though.
Add to Technorati Favorites

Looks back, there\'s a lot of good shit here!

September 2010
M T W T F S S
« Mar «-»  
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930