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Kim Jong Il – It’s NOT a tumor. Or….is it?
Rumor has it (on CNN) that Kim Jong Il may be out of commission. Since he’s such a secretive little bastard, no one knows what’s going on. He might have died, he might have had a stroke. But reliable sources for TOSON have indicated that he is suffering from a small brain tumor. According to [...]
Kim Jong Il – Dos Equis man
In 1964, Kim graduated from the Kim Il-Sung University, where legend has it he wrote 1,500 books, all of which are stored in the state library. It is also said that he wrote six operas, all of which are better then any in the history of music, and designed the Juche Tower, a 150-metre tower [...]




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