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One last Irish Blast
Here’s the Irish man that most deserves our respect. Screw this St. Patrick dude. Pray to the Leary. (No, not the LSD one. THIS one.)(Well, both if you want.)
My formula for [no] success
[mildly humorous insight about random tidbit] [terse paragraph/sentence about what I might do differently next time, with regret/remorse] That’s all I’ve got right now, okay? Effing Monday mornings….someone lock me in some janitorial closet somewhere where it’s nice and quiet.
Other notes from an airport -bagpipes
In Winnipeg this weekend (or sometime soon), the big Canadian curling competition is taking place. It’s called the Tim Horton’s Brier. If you’re not familiar with the sport (really more of a game than a sport) it’s pretty much the only Olympic event where being in shape is not any sort of prerequisite, much like [...]
I love you my Weng Weng
Weng Weng Rap on FunnyOrDie.com
I do not [heart] Iowa
As a Canadian and an avid watcher of CNN, I am getting sick of the cocks in Iowa they keep talking about in regards to the upcoming election. Also dear CNN, ‘cocks’ is perhaps not the most politically correct term to use on TV.
Futbol
Okay, I’m not going to beat around the bush here. I hate football. Actually, what I really hate (if you want to get technical) is that some people are more motivated to get a damned ball from one end of a field to the other than I am to remember to eat at least once [...]
The stupidity of sports
Here’s how I would describe sports to Amazonian tribesmen in Brazil who’ve never heard of them before: Football – “Get a ball from one end of a big empty field to another. You can’t actually kick the ball though, except sometimes. Why is it called football then? Not sure, maybe ‘handball’ was already taken? Oh [...]
Super Tuesday
Even though Huckabee emerged as the clear winner last night, I still have a hard time believing Hillary Clinton did as well as she did. It’s no secret…I hate Hillary Clinton. Since that time her and I went on that road trip down route 66 and she left me for a Hell’s Angel at a [...]
Awkward moments
Other people have interesting awkward moments: they were in an elevator with Nancy Kerrigan and she farted, Bob Dole’s upper plate accidentally spat out onto their shrimp pasta dish at a restaurant as he walked by, or MC Hammer delivered their pizza and they didn’t have enough money for a tip. Me? I have less [...]
Linnaean taxonomy
How was your weekend? Mine was great, thank you for asking! Myself and the alien hit up the Winnipeg zoo again on Sunday. I can’t get enough of the strange animals and displays of bizarre behavior. And the things IN the cages are interesting too. Creatures that were observed were -the mulletis abnormus, a creatures [...]
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