Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.
If you find this blog offensive, please leave and never come back, ever. Returning if you're offended is about the most retarded thing you can do.
If you're here to build a court case against me, fuck off. You're not allowed to be here.
Before you jihad me, realize that I don't even believe the things I say. For real. It's all a big sham. Thanks for visiting though.
4 Comments
Write a Comment»I was going to email you, but can’t seem to find an address among all these words.
There, I fixed it.
So long ago, can’t remember why I wanted to email you…
You probably wanted my cabbage rolls recipe huh?